Attention – My Impostors

Padmini Arhant 

Important tips to my impostors.

Impostors’ give away or tell tale signs that confirm they are desperately trying to be an impostor.

Having a pet especially a canine is a wonderful experience. However, with ownership and relationship whether animate or inanimate objects, tangible or not, there is serious responsibility factor that cannot be ignored.

If you are selected and paid to be my impostor which contemporarily are dime a dozen, then the following would apply.

1. Make sure the pet by your side to imitate me is the one rescued from shelter and not bought from puppy mills from an extortionist breeder for an exorbitant price which in your case might be included in the hiring price tag.

With children – Definitely do not resort to surrogacy (rent a womb / uterus for a price) trending in the celebrity world. Instead adopt a child from orphanages and legal adoption centers wherever possible to give a child genuine love, care and attention barring stardom orientation.

2. Don’t charge any fees or take any salary, benefits, perks and privileges otherwise completely free service at no costs to none except yourself for consistency as my impostor.

3. Surrender your hoarded illicit wealth from all over and renounce ties with fame, fortune and power.

4. Never claim or aim for anything that belongs to someone else and they duly earned that with long strenuous hard work and endless challenges from forces of which you play significant role in bringing me down anyhow and somehow much to yours and your sponsors’ downfall.

5. Last but but not the least, thanks but no thanks for dumping you on me especially your karmas that truly and squarely belongs to you alone. 

Importantly don’t patronize me.

You carry your baggage of your doing and indulgence in life such as scandals, publicity starved stills and stunts, ravenous appetite to gain anything by any means with consequences to follow accordingly.

Padmini Arhant