India – Shah Modi Press Briefing
Amit Shah and candidate Narendra Modi hold hands, cross their heart and appear before the press to speak nothing but the truth.
The press, who have been given pre-selected questions to ask the duo with strict instructions not to step the line in rare, out of the blue and desperate situation to silence the nation on the remark that Prime Minister Narendra Modi never held press conference in the entire five years term in office. Though that comment still applies as this appearance has not been alone.
Just like a pre-schooler expects his or her mommy to stay with them when being dropped in the classroom and feels jittery to be on their own, candidate Narendra Modi accompanied by big Daddy Amit Shah to dismiss any sensitive questions such as Rafale corruption scandal and demonetization as nuisance prodding the press to stick to the duo’s questionnaire is a show and tell charade.
Shah Modi duo having hamstrung election commission and supreme court of India, never wasted time to deploy every possible nasty tricks and tactics until the last phase of the mammoth election and declare themselves the model code of conduct.
The duo strategy is to address the nation post election precisely on May 23rd or just after that democracy ended long before and India is officially the kleptocracy in full swing.
Amit Shah is a man of his words. Accordingly he is going to dive in and throw the citizens of West Bengal whom he referred to as termites in mighty Bay of Bengal and the minorities are the duo’s favorite targets to feed the marine species not out of any care for the sea mammals but purely to cater self-entertainment with roaring laughter.
What is going to be NaMo’s role?
Na the prefix of narcissist and Mo the suffix of Lamo preferably resign to LMAO and indulge in shock and awe reminiscent of twilight zone activities viz. demonetization and become an active cloud watcher (chowkidar) to escape sensitive radar from capturing NaMo’s fancy headdress.
What shall the nation do?
Besides cheering and jeering that are expected from two opposite quarters respectively, those appreciating hard fought freedom and individual liberty must rise to the occasion and unanimously seek alternative representation that is sensible, sane and not servile to kleptocracy.
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